We have been involuntarily conducting a lengthy study on the dietary habits of the Chinese mouse*, and we now have enough data to publish.
Chinese mice like:
Apple cores
Bananas
Bread
Soap
and especially flavored sunflower seeds
Chinese mice don’t like:
Cheerios
Cheese
The authors postulate the surprising negative findings with respect to cheese, expected to show a strong positive correlation, may result from cultural […]

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